EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE 1988 DUB OF AKIRA AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, KANEDA. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN RASSE RASSE RASSERA SOUNDS WHEN I PLAY CHICKEN WITH SOME CLOWNS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED NEO TOKYOS GREATEST ESPER. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING TETSUOOOOOOO. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I RIDE MY BIKE
